Minggu, 27 Desember 2009
-bingung, ni, mau kasih judul apa. S0alnya makin ke bawah k0q makin kaga' nyambung aja-
Se0lah-0lah alam mimpi bersedia untuk kuselami.
Seperti aku akan bisa menemukannya saja.
Dan hujan badai membantuku.
Deru angin dan gelegar halilintar meninab0b0kanku.
Aku benar-benar ingin tidur.
Aku tidak yakin apakah aku pernah sebaik ini sebelumnya.
Aku bahkan lupa bagaimana anugrah itu menyapaku.
Entah adakah kenangan lain yang lebih menggetarkan hati dari itu.
Aku lupa!
Aku benar-benar lupa!
Dan sekarang apa lagi yang bisa mengingatkanku padanya?
Spanduk?
Kacang at0m?
Gempa?
Rasanya seperti dipeluk saat aku melihat mereka.
Aku bisa merasakannya,iya
Walaupun mengalamipun belum pernah.
Aku dipeluk 0leh bayangan hampa, bayangan yang wujudnyapun aku tak pernah tau.
Atau mungkin tak akan pernah tau?
Sudahlah, sekeras apapun alam mimpi tetap akan kutembus.
Akan tetap kuterjang meski keraguan membebani.
Bilakah bulan akan kutemukan dalam hujan badai kali ini?
Minggu, 20 Desember 2009
BBI....

THE HEART
Guys, do a little research with me! Put the palm of your hand on your chest. Do you feel something beating? Yes. It your heart. We have known that heart pumps to produce fresh blood for all body tissues. However, do you know how heart pumps blood and circulate it to all body tissues?
As we talk, the heart ejects oxygen rich blood under high pressure out of the heart’s main pumping chamber, the left ventricle, through the largest artery, the aorta. Smaller arteries branch off from the aorta, leading to various parts of the body. These smaller arteries in turn branch out into even smaller arteries, called arterioles.
Capillaries have extremely thin walls that permit dissolved oxygen and nutrients from the blood to diffuse across to a fluid, known as interstitial fluid that fills the gaps between the cells of tissues or organs. The dissolved oxygen and nutrients then enter the cells from the interstitial fluid by diffusion across the cells membranes. In this way, the blood delivers nutrients and removes wastes without the capillary tube.
After delivering oxygen to tissues, the deoxygenated blood in capillaries then starts the return trip to the heart.
JANTUNG
Kawan-kawan, mari lakukan penelitian kecil bersamaku! Letakkan telapak tanganmu di dadamu. Apakah kamu merasakan sesuatu berdetak? Ya. Itu adalah jantungmu. Kita sudah tahu bahwa jantung memompa untuk menghasilkan darah baru untuk semua jaringan tubuh. Akan tetapi, apakah kamu tahu bagaimana jantung memompa darah dan mengedarkan darah ke seluruh jaringan tubuh?
Seperti yang kita bicarakan, jantung menyemburkan darah yang kaya oksigen dengan tekanan tinggi dari saluran luar jantung ke bilik, serambi kiri, terus ke pembuluh nadi yang paling besar, yaitu aorta. Pembuluh nadi terkecil ini berkembang ke dalam pembuluh nadi terkecil yang rata, disebut arteriol.
Pembuluh kapiler memiliki dinding-dinding sangat tipis yang memungkinkan oksigen dan nutrisi-nutrisi terlarut dari darah menyebar melalui cairan, seperti diketahui celah cairan yang mengisi celah-celah diantara sel-sel dari jaringan atau organ-organ. Oksigen dan nutrisi terlarut kemudian masuk sel-sel dari celah cairan oleh penyebaran melalui membran-membran sel. Dengan cara ini, darah mengedarkan nutrisi dan memperbaiki pembuangan tanpa meninggalkan pipa kapiler.
Setelah mengedarkan oksigen ke jaringan, darah yang kekurangan oksigen di dalam pembuluh-pembuluh kapiler kemudian mulai kembali menuju jantung.
Remedial test
1. He has his car washed everyday.
2. She didn’t get the soup served last night.
3. Have it thrown into the dustbin.
4. You must have the house renovated.
5. We got my father to buy the piano from music store.
6. the teacher let him write the e-mail last night.
7. His mother makes him wash the dishes quickly.
8. Hada has her brother do the housework.
9. Dwi Ratna helped us play badminton two days ago.
10. You must get your pair of shoes polished.
Subjunctive
1. Agung doesn’t finish the test in time.
2. She is not the car owner.
3. He didn’t know the problems.
4. the headmaster would rather we came to school everyday.
5. the fact they aren’t clever.
6. they’d rather you did your housework right now.
7. they could passed the final test in the coming UAN.
8. Ira feels as if the building fell down to the ground.
9. Jevin acted as though he saw the film with his friend.
10. If I had been smarter than a fifth greader I would have won the gold medal.
Reported Speech
1. “I am going to Jakarta tomorrow.”
2. She asked him if he has done the homework.
3. He asked her how she can mend his broken heart.
4. My friend wondered where I will go.
5. The teacher told us not to forget to send him our URL.
Punctuation
1. “Good news, good news!” he cried.
2. “Why, what is that?” said the man smilling.
3. “Hey, why are you going so soon?” he continued.
4. “Very well,” said the lover, “I will eat the fish with you.”
5. “Oh, I’m tired. Can’t you go to the river by yourself?” asked his friend.
Crown of King Neptune
XII A3/16
In a morning SpongeBob, the always happy-cook who worked at Krusty Krab, woke up in delight. Why? Because it was the day when Mr. Krab, the boss of SpongeBob would announce the promotion for one of his worker. SpongeBob has dreamt it for so long and wished to be the boss of the second Krusty Krab. So he went to that promotion celebration. He was ready for it!
During the celebration, SpongeBob just smiled and laughed when he imagined that he would be promoted. Especially when Mr. Krab said that the name of the promoted worker was started with ‘S’. SpongeBob jumped happily whereas Mr. Krab mentioned Squidward as the promoted worker. He said SpongeBob wasn’t mature enough.
Knowing that SpongeBob could not become the second boss, he was desperate. He spent his time in Goofie Goober, a bar for kids. He thought Mr. Krab was true that kids didn’t deserve to be promoted. Then Patrick, Spongebob’s foolish starfish bestpal came, they spent the night together.
The next day Krusty Krab was crowded by people because of an issue that Mr. Krab had stolen the crown of King Neptune and put it to the Shell City. Knowing that news made Plankton smirked. That foe of Mr. Krab was happy since his plan was succeeded. King Neptune thought Krab had stolen the crown, in fact plankton’s tiny fingerprints stuck on it. Saw that, the faithful side of Spongebob’s heart was moved. Though he was disappointed on Mr Krab’s decision, he wanted to helped Mr Krab. He would bring the crown back from the Shell City.
King Neptune doubted to SpongeBob. He wasn’t adult enough to take the mission. But SpongeBob ensured that he wasn’t kid anymore. He promised it in seven days. Then King Neptune froze Mr. Krab. SpongeBob walked on a path of a dangerous journey with his pal, Patrick. They drove a KrabbyPatty-shaped-like car.
Afterward, Patrick saw an old woman who sold an ice-cream. Patrick wanted to buy an ice cream. So he asked SpongeBob to buy him ice cream. Unfortunately that old woman was a tongue of a monster. They ran away, and they saved. But they had to sacrifice heir car.
In that crisis they gave up. They thought they would never get the crown on time since they car was gone. But then Mindy, the daughter of King Neptune came to them. She was pretty and kind-hearted that Patrick was so in love with her. She made them believed on her mermaid magic, something that was unreal. She picked some seaweed and stuck it on the skin above their mouth. It looked like moustaches. And it worked. They became unafraid of the monsters.
After reached the end of the monster’s valley they met a very big creature who looked like Sandy with the oxygen helmet. It brought them to a souvenirs shop called the Shell City.
Meanwhile Plankton was on the air with his evil plan. He hypnotized the people of Bikini Bottom with buckets that had antennas. They made the people of Bikini Bottom obeyed all Plankton’s orders. This made Bikini Bottom changed into Planktonapolis.
Not long afterwards SpongeBob and Patrick found the crown but they confused how to get home fast. Then they met David Hasselhoff, a bay watcher who was willing to help them.
Finally the crown could be returned to King Neptune. He apologized to Mr. Krab and made Plankton went into jail. And SpongeBob? After his deadly journey Mr. Krab thanked him a promotion!
Senin, 14 Desember 2009
Relasi sama harga diri, pilih mana?
Asemb. . .
Dan hal itu terjadi lagi, tapi bukan aku yang salah.
Dan mereka nggak minta maap pas tau aku nangis karena itu.
Mereka nggak mrasa salah (keliatannya siy gitu)
Dan mereka masih ng0m0ngin aku di belakang.
Dan mreka nggak ngrasa salah (eh, udah ya)
Kal0 udah gitu pilih relasi apa harga diri? Kal0 aku pilih harga diri nggak salah, kan? Th0ugh i kn0w it's g0nna cut my link 0f chances.
But f0r the pesimistic i'm pretty 0ptimist
Minggu, 06 Desember 2009
Human Reproduction
Well, reproduction is a 'remaking process' (I saw it in dictionary!). But in biological context, reproduction means biological process by which new individual organisms are produced.
But before I tell you the process, I'm going to mention the organs those are involved.
Alright, from the male side, we have testis, a couple of gland that produces sperm and
testosterone. Testosterone is a hormone that is stimulating ejaculation (if I'm not mistaken... CMIW). And ejaculation is done by penis. it spray semen that is consist of hundred thousands of sperms. But before the sperms reach penis, they have to pass the epididimis and tubulus somniferous.
And from the female side, we have Ovaries, a couple of glands that produces and eggs (ovum), progesterone and estrogen. Those hormones in collaborate with Follicle Stimulating Hormone and Luteinizing Hormone will activate the cycle of menstruation. Menstruation it is a cycle when women get blood from their vagina. Alright, too vulgar, I guess. But sorry, I don't have any suitable words. Beside produce those hormones, Ovaries also produces eggs in a cycle like menstruation called ovulation. Before reach the vagina, the eggs pass the oviduct, uterus and then cervix.And now, how reproduction can make an egg into a real human? Don’t stop to read this posting!
In a process of copulation, penis sprays semen into vagina and the sperms 'swim' to get the egg. However which sperm find the egg first, will win. I mean after the first sperm get into the egg, the egg will make a layer that's impenetrable for twice. After the sperm get into the egg, their nucleuses are integrating. That integrated-nucleus cell cleaving into blastula, morula, and then gastrula (CMIW again...). Finally the cleaved cells forming a cave that divide into three layers: ectoderm, mesoderm and endoderm. Those layers differentiate into functional organs such as brain, heart, bones, etc. after the growing process of nine months, those organs develop and they synergize into system organ and then they form an organism.
Guys, the living things do the reproduction to extend their line of descent (uuh.. I can’t find the right diction for biological context).
Well, guys, I think that's all from me. Is it clear enough? No? Okay, you can open other sources. But once again, if you find something wrong about this posting, correct me doubtlessly. Thank you! ^^
Kamis, 03 Desember 2009
balada sang anak ayam
kejadian pas tadi pagi, pas aku mau cuci piring, aku ngambilin kotoran di atas meja makan.
di meja masih ada sayur yang nggak abis. dan aku nggak tega kalo suruh ngebuang makanan (kecuali ke perut gue sendiri)
"bu', ini mau diapain?"
"udah, kasihin ayam aja."
oh, ya udah.
di belakang rumahku ada macem2 ayam. yang kecil, yang gede, jantan, betina, sampe yang yatim piatu.
iya, yatim piatu. bapaknya nggak diketahui identitasnya, dan emaknya telah mati dibantai dan jasadnya bersemayam di.... perut gue.
oke, kita sekarang fokus sama calon korban gue.
si ayam yatim piatu itu belum ada berapa bulan idup. tapi udah ditinggal mati emak-babenya. dia cuma berdua sama si ayam putih. terus mereka juga jadi bulan-bulanan ayam gede yang lain.
mereka sering digusur pas dapet nasi busuk. coba bayangkan! apa yang mereka suka dari nasi busuk, haa? *bergema*
okelah, namanya juga ayam. asal jangan dijadiin pengamen aja. terus ,mereka berdua disuruh nyetorin duitnya tiap hari.
tapi itu tetep lebih baik dari apa yang si item (sodaranya si putih) alami pagi itu.
kayak biasa, mereka rebutan. dan berhubung ada ayam lain yang baru netes, maka gue prioritasin mereka duluan. gue kasih dah tuh sayur busuk yang lupa diangetin. (untung dah, ada ayam, jadi gue nggak harus makan sayur yang diangetin 5X utk yang kedua kalii!)
tuh ayam ngerubutin gue. nggak teratur gitu. emang ayam nggak diajarin antri apa sama emaknya? apa juga karena aku yang kelewat cantik(di kalangan ayam)?
gue jengkel. gue hantak-hentak tanah buat ngusir tuh ayam-ayam. dan itu berhasil. biarpun cuma buat beberapa detik. tuh ayam-ayam balik lagi.
sialan. gue lakukan cara yang sama. tapi pas gue angkat kaki, gue nggak ngeliat si item yang lair-lari ngedeketin gue dari belakang. dan pas aku ngehentak, tuh si item ada tepat di bawah kaki gue!!!!!
Si item (bicara dalam bahasa ayam): TIDAAKKK.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dan gepenglah si item. dia nggak begerak. dan pas kubalik dia, kaliatannya kayak aku ngebalik ayam panggang di panggangan. gepeng-peng-peng!!!
wah, mati nih ayam!
gue jadi inget pas Light yagami pertama kali ngebunuh orang. (ga nyambung)
ni darah rasanya kayak surut dari kepala. aku puyeng. aku nangis.
aku cuma bisa jongkok di dekat pintu sambil nangis.
ooh, ayam kecil nan item, maafkan daku yang sungguh tanpa sengaja menggepengkanmu...
aku sungguh sungguh tak bermaksud membuatmu berakhir seperti ini...
huwaaa...!!!!! T.T T.T T.T T.T T.T
Rabu, 02 Desember 2009
pengalaman yang nggak bakalan pernah elo lakuin...! (kecuali kalo elo gila)
lho? gimana ceritanya?
gini lho...
sabtu lalu kan ada kegiatan penyembelihan
taunya mereka ke rumah Ratih....
asem..!
ya udah, aku mutung.
lagian aku juga lagi punya proyek, mau ngirim naskah cerpen.
biasalaah... aku tuh sering ikut lomba nulis, (tapi nggak pernah menang... T.T)
dan hal aneh terjadi.
aku emang lagi dapet, hari itu. hari pertama, lagi! dan gawatnya kalo lagi hari pertama, perutku suka mules tak tertahankan!
jadi inget mules terparah pas aku kelas satu esempe...
dalam perjalanan ke UKS sekolah aku sempat berhenti di jalan. nih perut rasanya sakit beud. apalagi pas liat anak-anak lagi olahraga. mereka lagi lari-lari keliling lapangan! uugh! bikinku mau muntah ngeliat mereka! bukan apa2, siy, cuma ngebayangin diriku yang lagi sakit perut lari2... tambah sakit!
ya udah, aku muntah2 di taman sekolah. hyeek...!
belum lagi di UKS, gara-gara nggak tahan sakitnya aku ngguling2 di lantai berdebu kayak risoles digulingin di tepung panir.
aku curhat sama mbak2 tukang kirim.. (bedain sama pak pos, ya.. yang ini mbak pos.)
"mbak, perutku mules, nih..."
"iya, tuh, dek, mukamu juga pucet.... "
sayangnya gue nggak bisa ngeliat mukaku sendiri.
tapi bener juga tuh mbak2. mukaku rasanya dingin, tanganku juga. pas kubuka lenngan panjangku, tanganku basah karena keringet kayak habis mandi nggak dihandukin. bibirku juga kesemutan kayak habis dicipok (emang gue pernah?)
"duduk dulu aja di situ..."
ya udah gue duduk di kursi tunggu.
tapi kok sakit gue nggak sembuh2? gue coba duduk dengan pose lain. nungging, meringkuk, sampai gaya dada, gaya punggung sama gaya kupu2 gue lakonin. tapi sakit gue nggak jadi mendingan.
ya udah, karena mutung kuadrat, gue coba tiduran... di lantai! (yaah... coba gue sempatin foto-foto...)
tapi baru beberapa menit ngrasa mendingan tiba-tiba ada bapak-bapak ngehampirin gue.
katanya kalo mau tiduran jangan di lantai... tapi di musolla...
"Oh, gitu ya, pak..."
dan kabar baiknya, waktu itu aku lagi pake seragam krem, yang dengan jelasnya badge sekolahku nempel disitu. Pas tuh bapak-bapak nawarin bantuan buat manggilin ortu ato orang tua aku nolak. ntar jadinya malah tambah malu-maluin, lagi (bukannya biasanya begitu?)
ya udah gue tiduran aja di musola yang berukuran empat kali enam meter. agak pengap tapi adem. dan alhamdulillah, setelah dua jam tiduran sakitku ilang juga. dan gue pulang setelah nggak lupa bilang 'makasih' dan'maaf udah ngerepotin' sama mbak2 dan pak pos.
pas gue keluar ternyata gue udah ditungguin sama tukang parkir.
"kok lama banget to mbak? tak kirain tu malah udah keluar. tapi kok motornya ditinggal..."
gue cuma senyum2 gajebo.
Minggu, 22 November 2009
Franklin, Hayley, dan Aku..!
tapi pas kuamati liriknya ternyata uugh...! pas beud! tapi kayaknya nggak nyambung tuh buat paramore-nya. tuh band kan kebentuk di Franklin.. jadi apa yang dimaksud "we won't be home at all". apa itu artinya "kita nggak akan jadi rumah semuanya?"
apapun artinya, yang penting we really can't go back at all...
Tapi ada juga yang bilang kalo Franklin tuh mirip sama lagu Perih-nya Vierra.
kalo gue bilang mah JAUUUHH....!!!!! (kecuali tuh Kevin emang niat njiplak...)
oke, balik ke franklinku,
I was so alive when I was 15 to 16. I've made a great world, and I was the god! dear...!
I've made a world of mine, where the cute ones are willing to share whimme...
iyah, aku suka nulis. aku buat dunia baru lewat kata-kata, dan saking suksesnya cerpenku numpuk jadi 70-an buah dan sekarang masih diinkubasi di dua binderku. gak berani kupublikasiin...
I loved that world, but think I have to leave it to get my world of future. Science. But when I think I get my future world, I've been keep on fallin', and i just can't go back. It's right, kita harus milih satu, kalo nggak semua akan ancur. and life must go on.
oke, sekarang tentang Hayley dan aku.
aku lagi obses sama Hayley Williams, nih! eits, obsesnya nggak sampe ekstrim-ekstrim amat, cuma aku sering niruin dia teriak-teriak ngerock. bukan hal yang buruk sih, cuma ada sandal yang pernah 'nampol' muka gue gara-gara suaraku yang cempreng (yeey.. sama aja!)
dan guess what, aku dan Hayley punya beberapa persamaan, loh!
- kami sama-sama cewek. rambut kami juga sama-sama panjang. bedanya, kalo rambut Hayley lurus, rambutku gajebo kayak mak lampears (emaknya britney spears)
- kami sama-sama suka nyanyi. we took vocal lesson too! cuma bedanya, kalo Hayley udah mulai dari umur 13 dan dia apply it in her band, sedangkan gue mulai pas kelas dua eSDe. itupun cuma dua bulan, and I do apply it in my... bathroom! (memelas amadh... T.T)
- ketiga.... kami sama-sama suka nulis lirik lagu. bedanya kalo banyak lirik dia udah jadi lagu beneran, kalo gue... baru satu, dan lagunya pun belum jadi-jadi! aku nggak bisa main musik, sih.. jadi aku minta Kelvin Cs. buat nyariin melodinya 'Stage of Distance' gue...
- keempat, kami sama-sama enjoying in group. ya iyyalah, kalo dia nggak enjoy sama group,ya.. Paramore nggak bakalan kejadian donk, tul nggak? cuma bedanya grup gue tuh grup ngerumpi! siapa yang nggak enjoy ngerumpi? haha... bo'ong dosa elo..!
- kelima, eem... kami sama-sama nggak suka makan batu! aaa...! (ah, kayaknya makin maksa aja.)
well, OK, Ce sera tout de moi, merci....
(apa artinya gue juga kagak tau...)
Senin, 16 November 2009
Remedial test (again)
Oh, dear... thought I've done it well, but...
alright, never mind.. just go on to the answers.
Test 1
A.
1. we are told to close our notebooks.
2. English is spoken all over the world.
3. were any questions asked about me?
4. he has been being waited all day long.
5. you have been invited to lunch tomorrow.
6. the English test wasn't done easily.
7. the answer must be checked before you give it back.
8. the passive test is being done in the multimedia room.
9. would the remedial test be joined if you got bad mark again?
B.
1. you have cleaned the whiteboard.
2. we will do the interview in this room.
3. they were studying English diligently last night.
4. the students must finish the test in 45 minutes.
5. Mr Sus has been teaching us math for three years.
6. will you be facing the UAN test in the month of April?
C.
1. a. We are being shown his new blog.
b. his new blog is being shown to us.
2. a. she will be being asked several questions.
b. several questions will be being asked to her.
3. a. they have been being read another story.
b. another story has been being read to them.
4. a. Are you told the new law of Archimedes?
b. Is the new law of Archimedes told to you?
5. a. He should have been given our new project before he came here.
b. our new project should have been given to him before he came here.
Test 2
A.
1. this test should not be done if the students study diligently.
2. the English remedial test is being joined once again.
3. Has the assignments dealing with KRR competition been written by Indri?
4. Wasn't a direct question asked clearly to Mr T before the test?
5. Will they be being waited for tomorrow evening by you?
6. They have never been told how to behave.
7. the truth about the next test isn't told to you.
You aren't told about the next test by them.
8. many questions were asked to him during the interrogation.
he was asked many questions during the interrogation.
B
1. the students must close all note books immediately.
2. are they going to watch the television all day?
3. he shouldn't fool us if we believed in you.
4. the teacher told Kiki to come on time.
5. the students do not do the remedial test easily.
I hope I won't have something incomplete here, so I don't have to do the third one (is it...?)
Minggu, 15 November 2009
Alert!-New disease found: devaluation
Devaluation found in 2007 when it was infecting a girl who was ‘sword-tongued’. The suspect doesn’t feel anything but the increasing self-confidence into overload. This may cause him/herself think and act as if he/she ruled. It’s also possible that the suspect treat everyone rudely even his/her closest one. The suspect hates to guess that the joke was on him/her.
The accumulation of those effects may take the worse consequences: becoming antisocial and lost his/her esteem.
This disease descends by the recessive autosome gene, but the normal filial also may infected when he/she thinks that he/she isn’t infected.
And now I feel so light on my hands. I think I don’t have to hold a lotta chain of relationships. I’ve cut ‘em off, though I never meant to.
I’m infected.
